The 23rd Psalm for Bama fans.

Since the last post was well received I’ve got another. This one I actually came up with a few years ago while in Knoxville to see Son Volt play. As I drove past Neyland Stadium with a friend of mine I reached in the back seat, pulled out a car flag and waved it as I said:

Saban is my coach, I shall not want.
He maketh me to cheer at top volume
He leadeth me beside the nation’s elite
He restoreth our tradition:
He leadeth me in the paths of championships for the Tide’s name sake

Yea though I walk through the valley of rivals
I shall fear no orange: For Nick art with me;
His hat and his scowl, they comfort me
He prepares a table before me in the presence Auburn and Tennessee
He annointest our team as dominant, our recruits runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow the Tide for all Saban’s days,
And I will dwell in the House of Champions forever.
Roll Tide.

Commandments

The 10... er 8 Commandments for Alabama Football Fans.

I couldn't think of 2 more.
1. Alabama is thy team
2. Thou shalt have no other team before Bama
3. Thou shalt not take Coach Bryant’s name in vain
4. Remember Gameday and keep it holy.
5. Honor thy coaches (unless they’ve proven to be idiots)
6. Thou shalt not wear orange
7. Thou shalt not cheer for auburn or tennessee (unless it helps Alabama)
8. Thou must make one pilgrimage to the holy stadium once in a lifetime

I just came up with this the other day and don't think I really have a place for it in my paper so the blog is now becoming the dump all for things I don't use.

Sacred Space and Football

Since we’ve been reading about sacred space and all I thought about my paper as the reading went on, how my topic fits in with religions and the sacred spaces created in them.
Alabama football is no different. From the statues that stand in the North Plaza of the stadium, to the Bryant Museum, to the crest in the floor of the locker room Alabama football is not short on sacred spaces.
The statues, indeed the North Plaza as a whole is set aside as a sacred space in Alabama football lore. The statues are larger than life towering over passersby, the walkway leading from University Blvd to the stadium (known to fans as the Walk of Champions) is covered with granite inlays paying tribute to every conference championship and national championship the team has in its history. Bear’s office in the Bryant Museum is roped off and left much like it would have if Bryant were still coach. My favorite, the Alabama seal in the floor of the locker room has its own rules, no single player can ever stand on the crest without a teammate with him.
I even have a shirt that talks about Bryant Denny with the words “This is true sacred ground… let us bow our heads and play!”
These spaces are sacred to fans because of the connections they give us to our collective past. To see those statues in some way affirms my fandom as a part of something greater than myself. To walk the path that the players take, to stand in the presence of Bear’s desk, to get chills at the sound of Bear’s voice booming thru the stadium give me a… well, a religious experience.

Need Help

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Better late than...

My internet has been down for the week so apologies for the lateness.

I have been reviewing Emma’s paper and it’s been a big help to me (though I make no claim that it will actually help her). In reading her paper I now realize just how bad mine is and have a better understanding as to what I need to do. So, thanks Emma for helping me to see more clearly what I need to do and I’m sorry I’m horrible at editing research papers and English in general.

My Thesis Statement is AWOL

I haven’t really decided how my thesis should go, at present the only thing I’m really coming up with is that college football should be regarded as a religion. I’m not saying it should get tax breaks and have holidays based on its “gods”, but that it should be regarded more seriously than just a sport or a game.
I understand that to a devout Christian, for instance, claiming that football is important to a person’s life might seem silly. But to a hardcore fan who also happens to be an atheist, learning about a guy who allegedly defied gravity and such seems equally silly.
To an extent I guess it’s somewhat about tolerance or respect. Some of my paper will deal with the amount of time, effort, energy, resources, etc that many fans choose to commit to college football.
I realize I’m going to need more for such a paper but at present that’s where I’m at.
Thought / feedback appreciated.

Fravel Agrees

I meant to post this before the game on Saturday morning but there was drinking, eating, and friends around… er, pardon me, there was communion to take with fellow congregants and it slipped my mind.

On the days leading up to a game I always read up on my beloved Tide as well as whatever infidel heathen program we might battling for that week. My favorite of the season is an article by Jonathan Fravel which was posted on bleacherreport.com, the article is here.

In it Fravel writes a standard breakdown of Arkansas concerning their passing proficiency, running deficiency, and defense. As I scrolled down thru the breakdown of Alabama I was met with standard photos of stars like McElroy and Ingram just like the Arkansas section had pictures of Mallett and Petrino, however at the bottom of the piece Fravel’s piece turned into a reading of Revalations.

Subheadings like “Four Pronged Offensive Attack from Alabama: The Four Horsemen” with further breakdowns in that group of War, Pestilence, Famine, and Death. And the pictures ceased to be of football or players and were replaced with pictures of biblically inspired artwork and Christ of the Ozarks. That’s what our offense promised to bring, unfortunately, the devil made us stumble a bit first, but we finished like champions in the end.